Driver Picks The Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole

No Chick-Flick Moments

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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thebloggerbloggerfun:

Supernatural the Musical Episode:

With songs such as:

  • So Get This - ft. Sam Winchester
  • Sonofabitch -  ft. Dean Winchester
  • Goddammit I Think I Fucked Shit Up Again - ft. Castiel
  • The Woman’s Lament - ft. Female ensemble 
  • Dude, No Homo - A Dean and Castiel Duet
  • Oh God this Sexual Tension is Killing Me - ft. Sam Winchester
  • The Return of Kevin Freaking Solo - ft. Kevin Tran
  • Still in Hell - ft. Adam Milligan

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paradise-skatin:

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

watch i’ll get none

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raptorific:

A remake of George Orwell’s “Nineteen Eighty-Four” that follows the plot and tone of the book exactly, but plays Bowling for Soup’s “1985” over the credits, leaving the audience baffled and wondering if it was supposed to imply a forthcoming, really inappropriate, sequel. 

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Entitled

Me:
This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist:
Why?
Me:
Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist:
And?
Me:
And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist:
Touche